Continued Pleasure

 

Hey Boys!

Magazines, TV and friends all have a lot to say about what works and what doesn’t work in the bedroom. Most sex tips we get are meaningless though, unless you are a contortionist or sex toy. So for the rest of us, here are some basic tips to ensure continued pleasure…

Ask for what you want - that way you are more likely to get it

  • Masturbate - if you don’t know what turns you on, you can’t ask for it
  • Lubricate - moisture always helps
  • Condomise - put a condom on it
  • Use sex toys - never knock a sex toy until you’ve tried it
  • File your fingernails - seriously
  • Stay connected - if you’re bored, hit the fast forward button

Remember that sexual pleasure is a matter of individual preference however if you stick to these basics you cannot go wrong!

Mwa!


Thank you for keeping the populace informed.

By Barnaby on 2010-05-06

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