Continued Pleasure
01:13 PM - 27 Oct 2009 |
Hey Boys!
Magazines, TV and friends all have a lot to say about what works and what doesn’t work in the bedroom. Most sex tips we get are meaningless though, unless you are a contortionist or sex toy. So for the rest of us, here are some basic tips to ensure continued pleasure…
Ask for what you want - that way you are more likely to get it
- Masturbate - if you don’t know what turns you on, you can’t ask for it
- Lubricate - moisture always helps
- Condomise - put a condom on it
- Use sex toys - never knock a sex toy until you’ve tried it
- File your fingernails - seriously
- Stay connected - if you’re bored, hit the fast forward button
Remember that sexual pleasure is a matter of individual preference however if you stick to these basics you cannot go wrong!
Mwa!
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Thank you for keeping the populace informed.