Happy Valentines Boys!
Love is in the air, and if you would like to get some use out of your condoms, here’s what not to say, on Valentines day! (or anytime really)
• Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
• I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
• Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
• Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
• What’s a nice boy/girl like you doing in a place like this?
• What time do you have to be back in heaven?
• You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
• I seem to have lost my number - can I have yours?
Stay away from cheesy pick up lines! And another thing, don’t call her honey, sweetheart, babes, gorgeous or sexy unless she’s your girlfriend and she has a pet name for you too.
It may be an old cliché, but “just be yourself” still holds true. There is nothing sexier than a man who knows he’s a real man and can sweep a woman off her feet without being pushy or cheesy.
A real man oozes confidence without being arrogant; never takes a woman for granted and always has her best interest at heart. If she’s happy, you will be happy!
Mwa!
